Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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