TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Randomize
