Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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