Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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