I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
In America we eat man semen.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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