He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
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