in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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