Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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