is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Dick very happy bro
If its not for food we ain't going out.
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