i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
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