dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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