I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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