yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Randomize
