Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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