I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
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