3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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