big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
Randomize
