My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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