I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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