Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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