I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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