Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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