fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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