Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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