I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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