I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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