He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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