just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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