Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
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