I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
do nipples grow back?
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