ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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