So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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