she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
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