How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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