Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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