he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
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