About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Randomize
