I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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