NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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