Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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