he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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