Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
Randomize
