just come out here and I will go home with you...
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
home. puking in laundry basket.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
dude. I can hear the air.
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