I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Randomize
