I am puke
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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