I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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