My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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