I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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