and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
At least make sure they are 18
Why
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Randomize
