Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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