I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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